Brian: So are you coming or going? Or coming,
and then going? Or coming and staying? (1x01)
Emmett: It's pathetic. My screen name has more fun than I do. (1x14)
Michael: Oh Brian! you're so good looking! Oh Brian! you're so smart! Oh Brian!
you've got such good genes and I don't mean your 501's! (1x01)
Brian: Hey Stud, you wanna dance?
Justin: Psh...shut up.
Brian: I promise you won't forget this one (2x04)
Justin: One more thing...you dont kiss anyone on the mouth but me. (2x16)
Brian: "Twenty of Pittsburgh's hottest, horniest
hunks, and Debbie."
Justin: "I know how much she wants to be a gay man, but is it wise to encourage
her?" (3x13)
Brian: It's soooo like you! you don't hear what you want, so you leave. Try
standing up for yourself for a change. Have some balls! (3x08)
Emmett: Excuse me, Mr. Boyd. I hope I'm not out of place for saying this. Actually, I don't give a fuck if I am. Back in Hazelhurst, Mississippi, where I grew up, I was always taught that if a real man has somethine to say about someone, he says it to his face, not behind his back. So, even though you may be a star, you know captain of the team, hero to millions, you still have a lot to learn about being a man (4x12)
Ben: You're gonna get through this. I promise.
Hunter: Fuck your false hope (5x06)
Mel: I realised something when I woke up this morning.
Linz: oh, yeah? what's that?
Mel: That I wanna see your face first thing everyday for the rest of my life
(5x11)